"Mortals know me as… THE FISH-FATER. I come from a realm beyond your understanding to decide the fates of all the world’s fish. FOOLISH FISH! I PLAY WITH YOUR LIVES AS A CHILD WOULD PLAY WITH A TOY! Anyway, it’s either you get caught by some dude, you ALMOST get caught by some dude, or you get eaten by some other dumb fish. Occasionally a bear. #FOLO! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A TRUCK DON’T MISTAKE ME FOR YOUR PERSONAL MOVING COMPANY! FISH-FATER OUT! PEACE!"