PAUL F. TOMPKINS IS ONLINE
Twitter: I have fun over there!

Twitter: I have fun over there!

Did you know it is NOT illegal to stare into a mirror all day?

Did you know it is NOT illegal to stare into a mirror all day?

Twitter: we have fun over there!

Twitter: we have fun over there!

Twitter: we have fun over there!

Twitter: we have fun over there!

SPEAKEASY WITH PAUL F. TOMPKINS HAS RETURNED!

Today! The absurdly prolific and unspeakably nice Rob Delaney. See me ask him questions without using the @ symbol! IMPOSSIBLE YOU SAY? WATCH AND SEE!

Oh, and maybe, if anyone thinks to do so in the future, someone could tell me that my TIE isn’t quite making it all the way up to my COLLAR once I am sitting in front of a CAMERA.

Twitter: we have fun over there!

Twitter: we have fun over there!

Twitter: we have fun over there!

Twitter: we have fun over there!

Don’t know what prompted this brief, two-person hate campaign, but it’s always gratifying to be despised by the truly stupid. 

Also, Dave? That first mis-tweet HAD to hurt.

Don’t know what prompted this brief, two-person hate campaign, but it’s always gratifying to be despised by the truly stupid.

Also, Dave? That first mis-tweet HAD to hurt.