PAUL F. TOMPKINS IS ONLINE

For real, one of the TOP TEN BEST TIMES I HAVE EVER HAD ON STAGE was hosting this karaoke show with David Rees

FYI: For the purposes of your understanding, “Sea Monkeys” = “people.”

Thanks for the video, Chris Dillon!

See? This is what I’m talking about. The garbagey Skype chat between me and David Rees. How many cans and string make up my side of the video? The one with John Hodgman sounds like it was recorded at Skywalker Ranch in comparison. 

I swear to God, I spent MONEY on my home setup. Rees is using the built-in laptop mic. Like a damned grandma. What is this sabotage? Is this what I can expect on that so-called “boat?”

I will have my revenge, Rees.