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GOD. Okay, squeaky wheel, enjoy your grease!

GOD. Okay, squeaky wheel, enjoy your grease!

Giraffish Album #2

Thank you, talented peoples. Together, we have changed the world.

Giraffish Album #1

Really good background blur.

Thanks to @kickthebobo, on Twitter.

Really good background blur.

Thanks to @kickthebobo, on Twitter.

kwmurphy:

I remember this scene because the giraffe was all hot over Kelly McGillis but too modest to do anything.  
Per @PFTompkins.

kwmurphy:

I remember this scene because the giraffe was all hot over Kelly McGillis but too modest to do anything.  

Per @PFTompkins.

From Kevin Murphy. KEVIN MURPHY, folks.  I mean, come on! - Paul

kwmurphy:

For Paul F Tompkins. @PFTompkins
From Kevin Murphy. KEVIN MURPHY, folks. I mean, come on! - Paul

kwmurphy:

For Paul F Tompkins. @PFTompkins

Does not conform to the “crowd scene” directive. Still, unexpectedly poignant.

Does not conform to the “crowd scene” directive. Still, unexpectedly poignant.

Thank you, rothmo.
Last night, on stage at the Super Serious Show, I found myself talking about giraffes and their predilection for plainness (not a long story, exactly, but one with an untraceable beginning), and how you can see many giraffes in the background in crowd scenes in the movie Witness.
I then expressed my desire for people to photoshop giraffes into screencaps of Witness.
Thank you, eddifus.
Anyone else?

Last night, on stage at the Super Serious Show, I found myself talking about giraffes and their predilection for plainness (not a long story, exactly, but one with an untraceable beginning), and how you can see many giraffes in the background in crowd scenes in the movie Witness.

I then expressed my desire for people to photoshop giraffes into screencaps of Witness.

Thank you, eddifus.

Anyone else?