PAUL F. TOMPKINS IS ONLINE
Sorry, Thrilling Adventure Hour & Comedy Bang Bang: won’t be seeing you this evening, now that I’ve finally boiled my “Ocean’s 14” pitch down to three can’t-miss words: GIANT. SIZED. MENTOS. Ta-ta, off to become a millionaire! #tahnycc #tahny3 #cbbnycc #cbbtour (at LaGuardia Airport (LGA))

Sorry, Thrilling Adventure Hour & Comedy Bang Bang: won’t be seeing you this evening, now that I’ve finally boiled my “Ocean’s 14” pitch down to three can’t-miss words: GIANT. SIZED. MENTOS. Ta-ta, off to become a millionaire! #tahnycc #tahny3 #cbbnycc #cbbtour (at LaGuardia Airport (LGA))

THERE IS A MOVIE CALLED “MULTIPLE SARCASMS.”  #cbbtour  (at Petro-Canada)

THERE IS A MOVIE CALLED “MULTIPLE SARCASMS.” #cbbtour (at Petro-Canada)

PLEASE COFFEE DON’T HURT ‘EM #cbbtour  (at Coffee Time)

PLEASE COFFEE DON’T HURT ‘EM #cbbtour (at Coffee Time)

DETROIT: We’re on our way! Expectations are perhaps unreasonable! #cbbtour

Dear Housekeeping of This Chicago Hotel:

I apologize for this disturbing sight in your wastebasket. Please understand that as an itinerant vaudevillian, I sometimes need to trim a wig while traveling.

Sincerely,
PF Tompkins

Dear Housekeeping of This Chicago Hotel:

I apologize for this disturbing sight in your wastebasket. Please understand that as an itinerant vaudevillian, I sometimes need to trim a wig while traveling.

Sincerely,

PF Tompkins

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