Sorry, Thrilling Adventure Hour & Comedy Bang Bang: won’t be seeing you this evening, now that I’ve finally boiled my “Ocean’s 14” pitch down to three can’t-miss words: GIANT. SIZED. MENTOS. Ta-ta, off to become a millionaire! #tahnycc #tahny3 #cbbnycc #cbbtour (at LaGuardia Airport (LGA))
Dear Housekeeping of This Chicago Hotel:
I apologize for this disturbing sight in your wastebasket. Please understand that as an itinerant vaudevillian, I sometimes need to trim a wig while traveling.
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