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Have you heard of Parental Mortality Syndrome? Probably not, because it only afflicts children of heads of state. That’s why it’s worthy of remarking upon, because no one else with parents has ever had such strange thoughts.

Have you heard of Parental Mortality Syndrome? Probably not, because it only afflicts children of heads of state. That’s why it’s worthy of remarking upon, because no one else with parents has ever had such strange thoughts.

Posted 4 months ago
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    ELMO HAS A GAY LOVER?????????
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    are we just going to ignore the Elmo headline or
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  11. i-am-the-big-dog reblogged this from robdelaney and added:
    I am Elmo’s gay lover.
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    Who will it be??..
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    I am Elmo’s gay lover.
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