PAUL F. TOMPKINS IS ONLINE
liezlwashere:

Hey internet, did you buy tickets to this month’s Varietopia on Saturday August, 23? 
IF NOT, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? GET ON IT.

liezlwashere:

Hey internet, did you buy tickets to this month’s Varietopia on Saturday August, 23? 

IF NOT, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? GET ON IT.

AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD 12 AUGUST 2014

CHAPTER 37: TRUMAN CAPOTE

Thanks to Jessica Chaffin, for no particular reason.

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Thanks to Roman Cho for taking the dust jacket photo of my book that does not exist. Taken backstage at last month’s Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins.
If you’re wondering what I’ll be wearing at the next Varietopia, and if I’ll still have a beard,* you can come find out in person! Get yourself some tickets where the word “tickets” is capitalized, underlined and in boldface. It’s a hyperlink!  It’ll look like this:
TICKETS
Click on that there.
In addition to seeing my outfit, you will also see an amazing collection of guests doing some stuff you would not expect them to be doing. This will be our craziest show yet. Come and see!

*I won’t.

Thanks to Roman Cho for taking the dust jacket photo of my book that does not exist. Taken backstage at last month’s Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins.

If you’re wondering what I’ll be wearing at the next Varietopia, and if I’ll still have a beard,* you can come find out in person! Get yourself some tickets where the word “tickets” is capitalized, underlined and in boldface. It’s a hyperlink!  It’ll look like this:

TICKETS

Click on that there.

In addition to seeing my outfit, you will also see an amazing collection of guests doing some stuff you would not expect them to be doing. This will be our craziest show yet. Come and see!

*I won’t.

The Showbiz Falconry Club is please to admit David Rees as its newest member. 
So let it be written! So let it be done.
Paul F. Tompkins, President
Marc Evan Jackson, Ombudsman

The Showbiz Falconry Club is please to admit David Rees as its newest member. 

So let it be written! So let it be done.

Paul F. Tompkins, President

Marc Evan Jackson, Ombudsman

This old man is doing a terrible job of pretending to be a kid. The tipoff: “I’m a kid.”

Via Jezebel

WALNUT.

FUSED AT THE SPINE DURING A FREAK ARSON-ROBBERY, OFFICER JOHNNY “BEAST” DUNN & FIREFIGHTER JAVIER “DOS” BAX BECOME FIRE-CRIME’S WORST NIGHTMARE: “THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS”

FUSED AT THE SPINE DURING A FREAK ARSON-ROBBERY, OFFICER JOHNNY “BEAST” DUNN & FIREFIGHTER JAVIER “DOS” BAX BECOME FIRE-CRIME’S WORST NIGHTMARE: “THE BEAST WITH TWO BACKS”

OH OKAY WELL here are some more portraits from last month’s VARIETOPIA, courtesy of the talented Roman Cho.

Top: Ben Schwartz and Your Host

Center: Musical Director Eban Schletter and The Varietorchestra

Bottom: Musical Director Eban Schletter

Tickets are on sale now for the next Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins on Saturday, August 23rd.  

This show will be our most amazing yet. Don’t live a life of regret starting in late August. Get your seat now!

Please enjoy, as I GREATLY did, the Trivago Guy trying to get a word in edgewise.

frankpulaski:

NEW VIDEO: A Fan “Video-ization” of Paul F. Tompkins as Andrew Lloyd Webber Rapping about Jesus Christ Superstar, as heard on episode 303 of the Comedy Bang Bang Podcast with Scott Aukerman. Edited by Frank W. Pulaski III, DreamTyme Films http://youtu.be/43jgUNalSEE