tomfowlerstuff:

so, i did this.

“What’s the ban? Oh, I’ll TELL you! I’m banning ANYONE who HATES YELLOW! Just get outta here, you! If you hate yellow, I hate YOU— as much as I LOVE YELLOW! YellowyellowYELLOW! I love to yeeeeeellllll about YEEEEEEELL-LLOOOOOOW!”

The proprietors apologise for the tardiness of this release. Difficulties of a technical nature needed to be sorted. They have been.

AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD NOW:

THE DEAD AUTHORS PODCAST CHAPTER 18: Brendan Behan

Thanks to Mr. Brian Stack, for no particular reason.

SUBSCRIBE. DOWNLOAD.

If you are going to consider all things— truly ALL things— you must consider a sleep-aid application. IT’S A THING.

UPDATE: Billy, I can’t wait to split that WhoSay cash with you! I’M GONNA BUY A BOAT!

Billy Eichner did not give me credit for this photo which I took of my TV screen with my phone and then sent to him on Twitter, but that’s okay because he copyrighted it on a site that gives him money for posting photos. Wait. - Paul

billyeichner:

Caught on camera at the White House Correspondents Dinner this weekend. Obama was amazing but of course I was looking at Sharon Stone.

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Sherwin Williams, remember to leave an uncovered patch at the small of the Earth’s back to prevent suffocation!

I wish I could go to this to listen to the music and awkwardly stand around while everyone else dances and enjoys being unselfconscious and free with their bodies! I would also like to distract John and David as they are trying to work. - Paul

hodgman:

After Secret Society tom’w, @letsgetshort & I DJ our 2nd DANCE PARTY. Union Hall, 9:30, free and open to ALL

This is our second SECRET SOCIETY DANCE MIXER, open not merely to Secret Society members, but also members of other Secret Societies (excluding the Damned Voles), and even those few people in Brooklyn and beyond who are members of NO SECRET SOCIETY AT ALL. 

Doors will be open for dancing as soon as we wrap up the Sec Soc meeting at 9:30PM. Rees has been going INSANE on the Ableton and will have some amazing mashups for you. I will continue to spin things I downloaded from the internet in order to feel young again. 

There will be special surprises.

Please retweet and retumbl and reface this. I want to create a fire hazard.

That is all.

DJs John Hodgman and David Rees by RangerRick on Flickr.

For our anniversary, I surprised my wife with tickets to see Blythe Danner’s one-woman show about bone density.

stoppodcastingyourselfhighlights:

Ep. 171 - Paul F. Tompkins, @PFTompkins - 17:13 - They have the best junk in Paris, you big dummy!