On SNL’s Facebook and Instagram they are taking requests for hosts and musical guests. Go to their page and request adam and u2…together!!!!!
Hey advertisers, there’s an old jazz saying: “When in doubt, lay out.” Sometimes you can just go with a picture and have any text be purely informational. Do you get what I’m saying? I’m saying this ad is dumb. “But thyme the food word sounds like time the time word!!” I know. I know. Ssssshhhh.
…10 minutes well spent making a fake book jacket for PFT.
Back to my lunch.
(via Paul F. Tompkins)
Photo by Roman Cho
Thank you, Miss Laura.
TICKETS FOR VARIETOPIA with PAUL F. TOMPKINS ON AUGUST 23rd ARE STILL ON SALE…
Hey internet, did you buy tickets to this month’s Varietopia on Saturday August, 23?
IF NOT, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? GET ON IT.
AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD 12 AUGUST 2014
CHAPTER 37: TRUMAN CAPOTE
Thanks to Jessica Chaffin, for no particular reason.
Thanks to Roman Cho for taking the dust jacket photo of my book that does not exist. Taken backstage at last month’s Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins.
If you’re wondering what I’ll be wearing at the next Varietopia, and if I’ll still have a beard,* you can come find out in person! Get yourself some tickets where the word “tickets” is capitalized, underlined and in boldface. It’s a hyperlink! It’ll look like this:
Click on that there.
In addition to seeing my outfit, you will also see an amazing collection of guests doing some stuff you would not expect them to be doing. This will be our craziest show yet. Come and see!
The Showbiz Falconry Club is please to admit David Rees as its newest member.
So let it be written! So let it be done.
Paul F. Tompkins, President
Marc Evan Jackson, Ombudsman
This old man is doing a terrible job of pretending to be a kid. The tipoff: “I’m a kid.”