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mkupperman:

“She didn’t love you, you fool! Now we’ve got to dispose of the body. We’ll need a hacksaw, quicklime, some plastic sheeting and the largest trunk we can find.”

mkupperman:

“She didn’t love you, you fool! Now we’ve got to dispose of the body. We’ll need a hacksaw, quicklime, some plastic sheeting and the largest trunk we can find.”

Thanks, everyone, for accepting the JOHN AND ANDY SOFA CHALLENGE!

I am fortunate to have heard this story from the front of Caissie’s very own face, so when she told me this story she didn’t say (Redacted) for her boss’s name; she used (Redacted)’s actual name, which is (Redacted.) - Paul

My very first job after college was working in the office of a very famous man who was the host of a television show that, at the time, was very buzzed about. For the purposes of this story, I will censor many of the details to protect the guilty (me), because I’m pretty sure I signed a…

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FEED THIS GUY (at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX))

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FEED THIS GUY (at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX))

theperrytrain:

Paul F. Thompkins #jfl #chicago #veryfunnynews

It seemed odd to both of us that Rachel Perry and I were only just meeting for the first time. Seeing her post, I now realize that she must have been searching for me this whole time using the Canadian spelling of my name. - Paul

theperrytrain:

Paul F. Thompkins #jfl #chicago #veryfunnynews

It seemed odd to both of us that Rachel Perry and I were only just meeting for the first time. Seeing her post, I now realize that she must have been searching for me this whole time using the Canadian spelling of my name. - Paul

Paul F. Tompkins | Speakeasy with Bob Odenkirk [x]

kibblesmith:

paulftompkins:

John Hodgman & Andy Daly helpfully leave a space into which you might photoshop yourself. (at Hotel Sax Chicago)


Cool, but rude.

kibblesmith:

paulftompkins:

John Hodgman & Andy Daly helpfully leave a space into which you might photoshop yourself. (at Hotel Sax Chicago)

Cool, but rude.

PROJECT: John Hodgman & Andy Daly helpfully leave a space into which you might photoshop yourself. (at Hotel Sax Chicago)

PROJECT: John Hodgman & Andy Daly helpfully leave a space into which you might photoshop yourself. (at Hotel Sax Chicago)

Did you ever see the original pilot of Star Trek: The Next Generation, starring Patrick Stewart, Jerry Seinfeld and Danny McBride? (at The Chicago Theatre)

Did you ever see the original pilot of Star Trek: The Next Generation, starring Patrick Stewart, Jerry Seinfeld and Danny McBride? (at The Chicago Theatre)

If you are about to eat a grilled cheese sandwich and you hold it in front of your face and whisper, “I’m going to eat you to death,” you will get to see your sandwich make this face. (at Mother Hubbards)

If you are about to eat a grilled cheese sandwich and you hold it in front of your face and whisper, “I’m going to eat you to death,” you will get to see your sandwich make this face. (at Mother Hubbards)