“She didn’t love you, you fool! Now we’ve got to dispose of the body. We’ll need a hacksaw, quicklime, some plastic sheeting and the largest trunk we can find.”
Thanks, everyone, for accepting the JOHN AND ANDY SOFA CHALLENGE!
I am fortunate to have heard this story from the front of Caissie’s very own face, so when she told me this story she didn’t say (Redacted) for her boss’s name; she used (Redacted)’s actual name, which is (Redacted.) - Paul
My very first job after college was working in the office of a very famous man who was the host of a television show that, at the time, was very buzzed about. For the purposes of this story, I will censor many of the details to protect the guilty (me), because I’m pretty sure I signed a…
It seemed odd to both of us that Rachel Perry and I were only just meeting for the first time. Seeing her post, I now realize that she must have been searching for me this whole time using the Canadian spelling of my name. - Paul
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John Hodgman & Andy Daly helpfully leave a space into which you might photoshop yourself. (at Hotel Sax Chicago)
Cool, but rude.
PROJECT: John Hodgman & Andy Daly helpfully leave a space into which you might photoshop yourself. (at Hotel Sax Chicago)
Did you ever see the original pilot of Star Trek: The Next Generation, starring Patrick Stewart, Jerry Seinfeld and Danny McBride? (at The Chicago Theatre)