PAUL F. TOMPKINS IS ONLINE

Hey, when are the Narcissistic Grandma Awards this year? Because here’s your early frontrunner.

"Grandma’s… gone? B-b-but my birthday’s not for another four months! THAT FIVE DOLLARS IS ALREADY SPENT!"

dannielle:

lovetheroughedge:

this was in response to what happened at my university, James Madison.

reblogged it before, rebloggin’ it again

Here is some more proof that there should be an animated Superego series. We maybe need just three more proofs to complete our case.

SUPEREGO: “Leffingwell Grocers”

Daria Goldwater: Susan Burke

Lustina Mousterone: Jeremy Carter

Paisley Mantlepiece: Matt Gourley

Emmylou Marleybone: Matt Gourley

Probably Someone: Matt Gourley

Jim Ripps: Mark McConville

Miranda on the Night Shift: Paul F. Tompkins 

Martin Leffingwell: Paul F. Tompkins

Bear Minder Steve: Chris Tallman

Blood Pressure Tester: Jeff Crocker

***

Audio Editing: Matt Gourley

Superego Theme: James Bladon

Animation: Dan Hartshorn @ danielhartshorn.com

Intro/outro Editing: BJ Schwartz @ citizenschwartz.com

Intro Animation: Andrew Moroney @ angelsandgraffiti.com

***

SUPEREGO IS:

Matt Gourley @MattGourley

Jeremy Carter @ShuntMcGuppin

Mark McConville @MarkMcConville

and Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins

Musical Specialist @JamesBladon

goSuperego.com • @goSuperego

radiofreeagent:

On SNL’s Facebook and Instagram they are taking requests for hosts and musical guests. Go to their page and request adam and u2…together!!!!!

radiofreeagent:

On SNL’s Facebook and Instagram they are taking requests for hosts and musical guests. Go to their page and request adam and u2…together!!!!!

Hey advertisers, there’s an old jazz saying: “When in doubt, lay out.” Sometimes you can just go with a picture and have any text be purely informational. Do you get what I’m saying?  I’m saying this ad is dumb. “But thyme the  food word sounds like time the time word!!” I know. I know. Ssssshhhh.

Hey advertisers, there’s an old jazz saying: “When in doubt, lay out.” Sometimes you can just go with a picture and have any text be purely informational. Do you get what I’m saying? I’m saying this ad is dumb. “But thyme the food word sounds like time the time word!!” I know. I know. Ssssshhhh.

misslaurathomas:

…10 minutes well spent making a fake book jacket for PFT.
Back to my lunch.
(via Paul F. Tompkins)
Photo by Roman Cho

Thank you, Miss Laura. 
TICKETS FOR VARIETOPIA with PAUL F. TOMPKINS ON AUGUST 23rd ARE STILL ON SALE…
HERE.

misslaurathomas:

…10 minutes well spent making a fake book jacket for PFT.

Back to my lunch.

(via Paul F. Tompkins)

Photo by Roman Cho

Thank you, Miss Laura. 

TICKETS FOR VARIETOPIA with PAUL F. TOMPKINS ON AUGUST 23rd ARE STILL ON SALE…

HERE.

liezlwashere:

Hey internet, did you buy tickets to this month’s Varietopia on Saturday August, 23? 
IF NOT, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? GET ON IT.

liezlwashere:

Hey internet, did you buy tickets to this month’s Varietopia on Saturday August, 23? 

IF NOT, WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU? GET ON IT.

AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD 12 AUGUST 2014

CHAPTER 37: TRUMAN CAPOTE

Thanks to Jessica Chaffin, for no particular reason.

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Thanks to Roman Cho for taking the dust jacket photo of my book that does not exist. Taken backstage at last month’s Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins.
If you’re wondering what I’ll be wearing at the next Varietopia, and if I’ll still have a beard,* you can come find out in person! Get yourself some tickets where the word “tickets” is capitalized, underlined and in boldface. It’s a hyperlink!  It’ll look like this:
TICKETS
Click on that there.
In addition to seeing my outfit, you will also see an amazing collection of guests doing some stuff you would not expect them to be doing. This will be our craziest show yet. Come and see!

*I won’t.

Thanks to Roman Cho for taking the dust jacket photo of my book that does not exist. Taken backstage at last month’s Varietopia with Paul F. Tompkins.

If you’re wondering what I’ll be wearing at the next Varietopia, and if I’ll still have a beard,* you can come find out in person! Get yourself some tickets where the word “tickets” is capitalized, underlined and in boldface. It’s a hyperlink!  It’ll look like this:

TICKETS

Click on that there.

In addition to seeing my outfit, you will also see an amazing collection of guests doing some stuff you would not expect them to be doing. This will be our craziest show yet. Come and see!

*I won’t.

The Showbiz Falconry Club is please to admit David Rees as its newest member. 
So let it be written! So let it be done.
Paul F. Tompkins, President
Marc Evan Jackson, Ombudsman

The Showbiz Falconry Club is please to admit David Rees as its newest member. 

So let it be written! So let it be done.

Paul F. Tompkins, President

Marc Evan Jackson, Ombudsman