PAUL F. TOMPKINS IS ONLINE
andreastreeter:

In the name of the Father, the Ghosts, and the Robot Jesus - amen.

andreastreeter:

In the name of the Father, the Ghosts, and the Robot Jesus - amen.

MANHATTAN. 
For the first time ever, you can see Frank and Sadie Doyle in their home borough. The Thrilling Adventure Hour is coming to New York City on Saturday, May 10th, at the beautiful Town Hall.
SEE! Paget Brewster! Craig Cackowski! Mark Gagliardi! John Hodgman! Marc Evan Jackson! Hal Lublin! Busy Philipps! Autumn Reeser! ME!

TICKETS: HERE.

MANHATTAN. 

For the first time ever, you can see Frank and Sadie Doyle in their home borough. The Thrilling Adventure Hour is coming to New York City on Saturday, May 10th, at the beautiful Town Hall.

SEE! Paget Brewster! Craig Cackowski! Mark Gagliardi! John Hodgman! Marc Evan Jackson! Hal Lublin! Busy Philipps! Autumn Reeser! ME!

TICKETS: HERE.

MAJOR MILESTONE IN ARTISANAL PENCIL SHARPENING

howtosharpenpencils:

I just sharpened my 2,000th pencil. When I started my pencil-sharpening business, I wondered if I would ever hit 100 orders. So thanks to everyone who ordered a pencil — we have officially surpassed my wildest fantasies. Sincerely, David Rees / ArtisanalPencilSharpening.com

liezlwashere:

Largo at the Coronet | Varietopia | 03.29.14

liezlwashere:

Largo at the Coronet | Varietopia | 03.29.14


mikeeaglestinks:

I sang rap songs on varietopia with @pftompkins last night and I was pretty happy about it. I regret not having a better face plan tho

I am also disappointed in my plan, face-wise.
Mike is the greatest.

mikeeaglestinks:

I sang rap songs on varietopia with @pftompkins last night and I was pretty happy about it. I regret not having a better face plan tho

I am also disappointed in my plan, face-wise.

Mike is the greatest.

humansofnewyork:

"My three year old daughter has figured out how to unlock my phone. Now she’s always calling people and saying ‘hello’ over and over."

humansofnewyork:

"My three year old daughter has figured out how to unlock my phone. Now she’s always calling people and saying ‘hello’ over and over."

liezlwashere:

Thrilling Adventure Hour | 03.08.14Beyond Belief with guest, Scott Adsit

liezlwashere:

Thrilling Adventure Hour | 03.08.14

Beyond Belief with guest, Scott Adsit

andehman:

Werner Herzog’s take on a classic joke format. (x)

andehman:

Werner Herzog’s take on a classic joke format. (x)

thesanityclause:

HE HAS A KNIFE FOR A BOTTOM

thesanityclause:

HE HAS A KNIFE FOR A BOTTOM

kellyqehudson:

patbaer:

bolto:

[x]

Always reblog. 

i just laughed so much. i mean…