PAUL F. TOMPKINS IS ONLINE

Apr 29

UPDATE: Billy, I can’t wait to split that WhoSay cash with you! I’M GONNA BUY A BOAT!

UPDATE: Billy, I can’t wait to split that WhoSay cash with you! I’M GONNA BUY A BOAT!

Billy Eichner did not give me credit for this photo which I took of my TV screen with my phone and then sent to him on Twitter, but that’s okay because he copyrighted it on a site that gives him money for posting photos. Wait. - Paul
billyeichner:

Caught on camera at the White House Correspondents Dinner this weekend. Obama was amazing but of course I was looking at Sharon Stone.
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Billy Eichner did not give me credit for this photo which I took of my TV screen with my phone and then sent to him on Twitter, but that’s okay because he copyrighted it on a site that gives him money for posting photos. Wait. - Paul

billyeichner:

Caught on camera at the White House Correspondents Dinner this weekend. Obama was amazing but of course I was looking at Sharon Stone.

View more Billy Eichner on WhoSay

Sherwin Williams, remember to leave an uncovered patch at the small of the Earth’s back to prevent suffocation!

Sherwin Williams, remember to leave an uncovered patch at the small of the Earth’s back to prevent suffocation!

I wish I could go to this to listen to the music and awkwardly stand around while everyone else dances and enjoys being unselfconscious and free with their bodies! I would also like to distract John and David as they are trying to work. - Paul
hodgman:

After Secret Society tom’w, @letsgetshort & I DJ our 2nd DANCE PARTY. Union Hall, 9:30, free and open to ALL
This is our second SECRET SOCIETY DANCE MIXER, open not merely to Secret Society members, but also members of other Secret Societies (excluding the Damned Voles), and even those few people in Brooklyn and beyond who are members of NO SECRET SOCIETY AT ALL. 
Doors will be open for dancing as soon as we wrap up the Sec Soc meeting at 9:30PM. Rees has been going INSANE on the Ableton and will have some amazing mashups for you. I will continue to spin things I downloaded from the internet in order to feel young again. 
There will be special surprises.
Please retweet and retumbl and reface this. I want to create a fire hazard.
That is all.
DJs John Hodgman and David Rees by RangerRick on Flickr.

I wish I could go to this to listen to the music and awkwardly stand around while everyone else dances and enjoys being unselfconscious and free with their bodies! I would also like to distract John and David as they are trying to work. - Paul

hodgman:

After Secret Society tom’w, @letsgetshort & I DJ our 2nd DANCE PARTY. Union Hall, 9:30, free and open to ALL

This is our second SECRET SOCIETY DANCE MIXER, open not merely to Secret Society members, but also members of other Secret Societies (excluding the Damned Voles), and even those few people in Brooklyn and beyond who are members of NO SECRET SOCIETY AT ALL. 

Doors will be open for dancing as soon as we wrap up the Sec Soc meeting at 9:30PM. Rees has been going INSANE on the Ableton and will have some amazing mashups for you. I will continue to spin things I downloaded from the internet in order to feel young again. 

There will be special surprises.

Please retweet and retumbl and reface this. I want to create a fire hazard.

That is all.

DJs John Hodgman and David Rees by RangerRick on Flickr.

Apr 28

For our anniversary, I surprised my wife with tickets to see Blythe Danner’s one-woman show about bone density.

For our anniversary, I surprised my wife with tickets to see Blythe Danner’s one-woman show about bone density.

Apr 27

WHO is “sponsoring” this, exactly? The de Medicis? I bet this feral monster’s name isn’t even Richard. INTERNET, HOW DO I GET YOU TO GIVE ME MONEY?

WHO is “sponsoring” this, exactly? The de Medicis? I bet this feral monster’s name isn’t even Richard. INTERNET, HOW DO I GET YOU TO GIVE ME MONEY?

[video]

  “How do we sell everyone on the idea that our corporation makes technology that helps people?”
  “Use a character who is the embodiment of technology used for evil purposes?”
  “LET’S ALL GIVE OURSELVES RAISES! VIVE LA CORPORATION!”

  “How do we sell everyone on the idea that our corporation makes technology that helps people?”

  “Use a character who is the embodiment of technology used for evil purposes?”

  “LET’S ALL GIVE OURSELVES RAISES! VIVE LA CORPORATION!”

Apr 26

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