PAUL F. TOMPKINS IS ONLINE

Jul 03

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Welcome to 2776! -

Paul, how long must we wait for you to play Founder of Our Country George Washington, First President and Proto-Steampunk Frankenstein Monster* on a music album already?

Well, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH NOW! Because it’s finally happening!

"The year is 2776, and on the thousandth birthday of America, an evil Alien (Martha Plimpton) threatens to destroy the nation, unless the President (Will Forte) and his Secret Service agent (Aubrey Plaza) can convince her it’s worth saving. Together with a cranky George Washington (Paul F. Tompkins) they travel through our nation’s history—past AND future, taking on everything American — immigration, religion, the media, sports, politics, sex, droids, and rock n’ roll. Along the way they meet notable Americans, from God (Patton Oswalt) to the Common Cold (Aimee Mann). Can America be saved? Kind of. It’s complicated.

2776 is an epic musical/comedy extravaganza featuring 28 tracks and over 80 comedians, musicians and actors to benefit OneKid OneWorld. 2776 will be released on July 4, 2014 and is available for preorder today. 2776 was created by The Levinson Brothers and Rob Kutner.”

*Wooden teeth

witsradio:

From an actual email that just arrived at Wits HQ:

Just in time for the 4th of July and the start of National Hot Dog Month,  the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council launched a new Web site full of good information for you to use on air.  On the site you’ll find…

Hot dog jokes and riddles 


A trivia quiz 


Preparation tips 


Facts, figures an folklore 


And a new video about how hot dogs are made.


Americans will eat 150 million hot dogs this weekend.
Enjoy your jokes and riddles, you hot dogs!

witsradio:

From an actual email that just arrived at Wits HQ:

Just in time for the 4th of July and the start of National Hot Dog Month,  the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council launched a new Web site full of good information for you to use on air.  On the site you’ll find…

Americans will eat 150 million hot dogs this weekend.

Enjoy your jokes and riddles, you hot dogs!

Jul 02

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Let's Put Cocaine Back Into Coca-Cola -

COME ON

(Source: fusion.net)

Paul F. Tompkins Ponders Whether Mush Should Be the New Popcorn -

I DO!

(Source: fusion.net)

Why Isn't There A Song for Numbers? -

WELL?

(Source: fusion.net)

Glasses. When You Wear Them, You're Saying to the World, "Something's Wrong With Me." -

ATTENTION GLASSES-WEARERS

(Source: fusion.net)

Jul 01

Episode 074 with Paul F. Tompkins, “Class Rings”

gobayside:

Paul and I watch the one where Zack is put in charge of buying rings for the whole senior class, and is somehow surprised he got scammed by a man named Gem Diamond.

http://traffic.libsyn.com/gobayside/GoBayside_074_PaulFTompkins.mp3

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