IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP
you know what
I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance
then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad
to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats
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THE DEAD AUTHORS PODCAST, CHAPTER 33: ROD SERLING
Thanks to John Ross Bowie, for no particular reason.
Stephen Colbert is succeeding downward by taking over Late Show -
When Stephen Colbert takes over CBS’ Late Show next year, he joins a grand tradition of innovative comedians hosting talk shows, a tradition that stretches back from Steve Allen and Ernie Kovacs through Johnny Carson and Colbert’s predecessor, David Letterman. But Colbert will also become part
"Hosting Late Show isn’t what made David Letterman a revered figure in comedy, and it won’t be for Colbert. Letterman became a legend by reinventing the form as the original host of NBC’s Late Night.”
Yes, AV Club, but does that mean no one can do so again? I’d like to see an episode or two of Late Show with Stephen Colbert before I decide it’s just like every other show.
Video: Paul's Ponderings: What is Music Anyway? -
Music? Do we really need it? Paul F Tompkins argues…maybe not?
I JUST CHANGED YOUR WHOLE LIFE FOR A MONTH
Video: Paul's Ponderings: Hand Modeling -
Paul F Tompkins ponders his lost career in the cutthroat world of hand modeling.
I HAVE BEAUTIFUL HANDS
Video: Is Marriage all About the Cake? -
Is it all about the cake?
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, SOCIETY!