PAUL F. TOMPKINS IS ONLINE

May 21

liezlwashere:

I’ve been keeping tabs on people’s thoughts on the Flickr changes. With the redesign, if you’re logged into flickr, your home page will open to a full screen stream of your contacts photos. Previously, you had the ability to hide your contacts photos, which came up as thumbnails. 
Today, Mary shared with us that this inflexibility of design can backfire on you.

liezlwashere:

I’ve been keeping tabs on people’s thoughts on the Flickr changes. With the redesign, if you’re logged into flickr, your home page will open to a full screen stream of your contacts photos. Previously, you had the ability to hide your contacts photos, which came up as thumbnails. 

Today, Mary shared with us that this inflexibility of design can backfire on you.

May 20

Cameron Esposito: Tell your rape jokes. Expect to be challenged on them. -

This is exactly right. - Paul

cameronesposito:

Seems like every 6 months or so - maybe once a year - there is a debate about rape jokes. Here’s how it goes:

A dude tells jokes about rape or deals with hecklers in way that includes rape. A woman hears these jokes or is the heckler. She publicly states that she is upset or didn’t like the joke…

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AUSTIN, TX: This Friday. Two shows. Me. Superego. LIVE.
That’s all you need to know.
I beg your pardon, there is actually some more information that you need to know. Times and location, things like that. I apologize for my presumptuousness. ANYWAY.
FRIDAY MAY 24 - THE SPIDER HOUSE BALLROOM
8PM TICKETS
10PM TICKETS
Illustration: Dan Hartshorn

AUSTIN, TX: This Friday. Two shows. Me. Superego. LIVE.

That’s all you need to know.

I beg your pardon, there is actually some more information that you need to know. Times and location, things like that. I apologize for my presumptuousness. ANYWAY.

FRIDAY MAY 24 - THE SPIDER HOUSE BALLROOM

8PM TICKETS

10PM TICKETS

Illustration: Dan Hartshorn

One of the great joys of my professional life is forcing Busy Philipps to break on stage. - Paul
liezlwashere:

Largo | Thrilling Adventure Hour | 05.04.13Busy Philipps trying very hard not to laugh at Paul F. Tompkins and the voice he chose for his character in Sparks Nevada: Marshal from Mars.

One of the great joys of my professional life is forcing Busy Philipps to break on stage. - Paul

liezlwashere:

Largo | Thrilling Adventure Hour | 05.04.13

Busy Philipps trying very hard not to laugh at Paul F. Tompkins and the voice he chose for his character in Sparks Nevada: Marshal from Mars.

GUY WHO is ALWAYS CAUGHT IN A GUST OF WIND

eecunnings:

johnmilhiser:

Written By Eric Cunningham

Yo, this is Tut

May 19

May 17

All I wanted to do was just hang out here on weekends, just to unwind and chill out— watch a dog get neutered, a kitten take a pill. Maybe see a hamster get thrown in the trash. Then one day this guy said, Hey, wanna try something wild? Well, he took me to a different animal hospital, a much more intense one, and it. Was. A RUSH. Have you ever seen a rhino get a tonsillectomy? Ever seen a giraffe hooked up to a dialysis machine? Man, it’s like nothing else. Now I need more and more and I’m out of control.  I’m watching crocodiles get skin tags removed like 5, 6 times a day. Oops! Somehow I died from this? Now I’m in heaven with all the trash-can hamsters! LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, KIDS!

All I wanted to do was just hang out here on weekends, just to unwind and chill out— watch a dog get neutered, a kitten take a pill. Maybe see a hamster get thrown in the trash. Then one day this guy said, Hey, wanna try something wild? Well, he took me to a different animal hospital, a much more intense one, and it. Was. A RUSH. Have you ever seen a rhino get a tonsillectomy? Ever seen a giraffe hooked up to a dialysis machine? Man, it’s like nothing else. Now I need more and more and I’m out of control. I’m watching crocodiles get skin tags removed like 5, 6 times a day. Oops! Somehow I died from this? Now I’m in heaven with all the trash-can hamsters! LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES, KIDS!

May 15

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