Yes, that’s right. I am returning to my ancestral homeland to perform my new hour of comedy at The Plays and Players Theatre. Two nights!
Please save the dates:
FRIDAY, AUGUST 1OTH
SATURDAY, AUGUST 11TH
While I am in town, I will also engage in my customary one-man scrapple-eating contest, to my wife’s eternal disgust. But she’s from a place where they eat wet peanuts. WET PEANUTS!
TICKETS NOW AVALABLE.
On Thursday, July 5th, I return to my ancestral homeland-by-marriage to play at the wonderful Theatre 99.
I’ll be performing my new hour of comedy, and hopefully, meeting some of “y’all” after the show. I mean, I intend to meet people. I hope they want to meet me. I might end up all alone. I guess that would be a pretty clear indication that the show didn’t go so well.
Or! Maybe the show will have gone so well that people won’t have thought that they could have handled meeting me afterwards! Like, they thought their eyes would be burned out of their skulls if they had allowed themselves to have looked directly at my brilliance. Let’s say that’s what will have happened.
Just in case, please have worn some sunglasses.
Thursday, July 5th, 8PM
280 Meeting Street (above the Bicycle Shoppe)