Janie blasts Aaron for not getting her an audition on his current NBC show, Aaron bribes Janie with Gluten-Free “Faux”nuts, and the duo discuss the allure of stalking Alan Alda. Plus, Janie does her best Connie Britton impersonation, Aaron takes a stand on ballot propositions, and get ready for a heated debate over chewing gum.
Today I saw a corgi prancing in the street. I pulled over, got out of my car and tried to catch him. I caught him very easily, as his prancing was more of a graceful waddle. His name tag said Gordito - so yes it was love at first sight. Instead of stealing him, which is what I wanted to do, I…
Why can I not just post a lousy gif on this thing? I am hardly asking for the world. People are posting gifs with reckless abandon on here all the livelong day. Some people? Some people even post them with impunity.
But not this guy with two thumbs! (Me.) OH NO! That would just be beyond the pale, I guess! For poor little Paul F. Tompkins to post a funny gif of him saying a word!
Instead it just has to sit there, frozen, no word over the image, so it looks like I just posted some STILL PHOTO of me with my mouth hanging open FOR NO REASON.
Thanks, Tumblr. FOR NOTHING, WHEN IT COMES TO THE UPLOADING GIFS DEPARTMENT!
I’m happy with everything else, though, I have to say. Good site.
UPDATE: Thank you all for your kind words, thoughts, prayers, PayPal donations, covered dishes, and condolence jewelry in this moment of doubt and pain. I have now been told many times over that the gif must be under 1MB in order for the animation to properly display. Perhaps such a thing will be possible be day. If not for me, then for my children’s children. NOT my immediate children. If they have been born somewhere, they are refusing to contact me, and now all these oversized lollipops I bought for them are rotting. I’m not made of money, kids! Just disgusting human materials, like everybody else!
Aaron takes a ride at a questionably hygienic water park, Janie takes a stand for gender specific nouns, and the duo struggle to let autocorrect do the talking. Plus, what’s more worthless: male empowerment groups or those guys that direct you to open spaces in parking garages?