PAUL F. TOMPKINS IS ONLINE

mikeeaglestinks:

Open Mike Eagle performs “Qualifiers” at Wits (by Wits APM)

From when I rapped on #wits

“Listen, honey, we don’t come alive again until December, and I am going to be ready. Girl, you know I love but three things in this world: Christmas, being a supernatural mannequin who comes to life once a year and is permitted to walk the earth and experience human life for a period of 24 hours, and SASSIN’ IT UP.”

“Listen, honey, we don’t come alive again until December, and I am going to be ready. Girl, you know I love but three things in this world: Christmas, being a supernatural mannequin who comes to life once a year and is permitted to walk the earth and experience human life for a period of 24 hours, and SASSIN’ IT UP.”

DIRECT FROM THE NINETIES

DIRECT FROM THE NINETIES

mattgourley:

funnyordie:

Lund’s Tubs

Amanda Lund won’t sleep until she sells you a tub!

I get my tubs here, but I’m biased.

DO YOU NEED A TUB THAT GOES OUTSIDE OF COURSE YOU DO GO TO LUND’S

bobak:

Deer, go home. You are not a security guard. Do you even have a work badge?

bobak:

Deer, go home. You are not a security guard. Do you even have a work badge?

I got interested in how we hold our heads still when we run. It began when my colleagues and I were doing some experiments with pigs as models. It is very uncomfortable to watch a pig run: Its head bobs all over the place.
I bought this Zach Gafianakis gnome for my garden. It really ups the pastorialityness!

I bought this Zach Gafianakis gnome for my garden. It really ups the pastorialityness!

screenshotsofdespair:

via jeremypbushnell

screenshotsofdespair:

via jeremypbushnell

First time in a long while I’ve been inside a church.

First time in a long while I’ve been inside a church.